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South Park Cows Franchise Encyclopedia

Regular Season Record (all time) - 42-95-2 .309
Playoff Record (all time) -
1-3 .250 (last appearance 1994)
LDFL Championships Won -
none

Franchise Leaders
Career
Single Season
Single Game
Quarterback
Jeff Hostetler 645 Randall Cunningham 254 Warren Moon 40
Running Back
Greg Hill / Terry Kirby 168 Lawrence Phillips 94 Warrick Dunn 30
Wide Receiver
Jimmy Smith 505 Jimmy Smith 143 Jimmy Smith 41
Kicker
Gary Anderson 675 Gary Anderson 104 Gary Anderson 16
Defense
Detroit Lions 349 Jacksonville Jaguars 94 Jacksonville Jaguars 19

Single Season Quarterback Running Back Wide Receiver Kicker Defense
Career Quarterback Running Back Wide Receiver Kicker Defense

Playoff Log / Head To Head Records / All Time Draft Log / History


Team Records, Leaders and League Ranks
Yr Team
W
L
T
W-L%
Finish
QB RB WR K D
00 South Park Cows
5
8
1
.393
3
B Johnson Holmes Moulds G Anderson Jacksonville
99 South Park Cows
3
11
0
.214
4
Cunningham Hill Smith G Anderson Jacksonville
98 Moocows
6
8
0
.429
2
Cunningham Bennett Smith G Anderson Jacksonville
97 Moocows
4
10
0
.286
4
Moon Phillips Smith Hanson Detroit
96 Moocows
2
11
1
.179
4
Hostetler Harris Carrier Hanson Detroit
95 Knights/Moocows
2
12
0
.143
4
Hostetler Kirby Blades G Anderson Jacksonville
94 Knights
5
6
0
.455
7
Hostetler Brown Blades G Anderson Seattle
93 Knights
3
8
0
.273
11
Simms Kirby Blades Hanson Detroit
92 Knights
5
6
0
.455
7
Krieg Craig Duper G Anderson Detroit
91 Knights
2
9
0
.182
12
Hostetler Craig Blades G Anderson Seattle
90 Knights
5
6
0
.455
2
Esiason O Anderson Duper G Anderson Detroit

Playoff Game Log
Score
  Week
Opponent
Tm
Opp
90 Wildcard
W
Frog Legs
43
43
90 Quarterfinals
L
Rabid Bats
41
70
92 Quarterfinals
L
Rabid Bats
36
60
94 Quarterfinals
L
Hobbits
58
79

Head to Head Franchise Records
 
Regular Season
Post Season
Active Franchises
W
L
T
W-L%
PF
PA
W
L
W-L%
PF
PA
Happy Dragons
4
7
0
.364
545
637
1
0
1.000
43
43
Hobbits
4
13
0
.235
939
1284
0
1
.000
58
79
Hoppers
2
9
0
.182
558
712
0
0
.000
0
0
Krazy Kitties
4
13
0
.235
930
1224
0
0
.000
0
0
Ma's Gang
6
5
0
.545
616
606
0
0
.000
0
0
Rovers
1
10
0
.091
553
694
0
0
.000
0
0
Stinky Stingers
2
9
0
.182
491
669
0
0
.000
0
0
Transylvania Rabid Bats
3
8
2
.308
709
844
0
2
.000
77
130
Active Franchises
W
L
T
W-L%
PF
PA
W
L
W-L%
PF
PA
Golden Eagles
7
4
0
.636
519
497
0
0
.000
0
0
Mighty Penguins
5
10
0
.333
742
839
0
0
.000
0
0
Scurvy Polywogs
4
7
0
.364
473
565
0
0
.000
0
0

History
The South Park Cows struggled from the beginning of their existence to the end. The team was plagued by felons, underachieving draft picks and often absentee ownership. All of these factors added up to a team that struggled year in and year out. The Cows, who started first as the Knights and then became the Moocows, started seeing some success towards the later years, but never reached .500. The Cows were never able to obtain a marquis player, settling for years on players like Lawrence Phillips, Dave Brown and others who’s performance constantly fell short. Brian Blades was the teams best receiver until 1996 when he was lost to the team due to legal troubles. He was far from a player that could carry the team on his back. The team traded for Lawrence Phillips in 1996, but he too could not stay out of legal problems. The team for years counted on Jeff Hostetler at quarterback, but he was a journeyman and never put up impressive numbers. The team often found themselves in a good drafting position, but never capitalized on the opportunities. The team started in 1990 with a solid 5-6 record, but never improved from that. The next season, the first with Hostetler at quarterback, the team finished 2-9. A one year trial for Dave Krieg at quarterback led the team to a 5-6 record in 1992, but again the team lacked any depth to make noise in the playoffs. With Phil Simms at quarterback in 1993, the team fell back to 3-8. Still the team tried to win with no big name players. Terry Kirby was the teams’ primary back. In 1994, the team got back to 5-6, their best finish until 1998. They finished with the worst record in the league both in 1995 and 1996. The team found their first scoring threat in 1997, when Jimmy Smith emerged as the teams new leader at wide receiver. In 1998, with Randall Cunningham at the helm and a second threat at receiver in Eric Moulds, the team finished with a team record 6 wins. But lack of running backs kept them out of the playoffs. When Cunningham was benched in 1999, so were the teams’ improvement chances. Smith did well, but no other player on the team had over 100 points. The team finished at 3-11. In their last season, the Cows picked up a promising Priest Holmes, and kept their receiver threats. But the team still finished poorly, and was contracted after the season.